Preparing for the event of my life.

Some player tried to become an international master, but he failed in the last round of every tournament in which he tried to score the required norm.
A grandmaster then said: if I could teach my dog to move the pieces, I'd make him a master within one year.

@tpr that guy seems a bit childish

@chessanalyst How did you do in your two tournaments?

@chessanalyst ?

Won $480 came in second. My first one of the two I came in like 15th of 40.And cried a lot lol.